AK Picture Thread

Sunday funday
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Arts and crafts day. Took an old Russian AKM handguard set which no one was interested in buying so I decided to give it a facelift - literally.

I think I'll keep this now. 🙂 This last picture is how it looked before
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And Saint Mikhail said unto the assembled proletariat: ''Gather ye stacked Hungarian chicks, Two at a time. From among my minions... Only the finest of my licensed children hath been birthed from the Austrian Imperial Arsenal... Thus, I speak-eth unto thee: Blessed be, the FEG.''
 

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Sling a loaded GP-30 grenade Launcher underbarrel, and you'd have my [oldschool 'Soviette'] Russian ex GF Alice [her parents named her 'Alice' in cyrilic after seeing a bootleg copy of Disney's Alice in Wonderland' in Leningrad].... Father was a CCCP Olympic Swimming team gold+silver medalist, Mother was a Stalin-award recipient artist for Poetry, Grandmother was a female Komisar during WW2 and was awarded Hero of the Soviet Union [immediately postwar] and was a local [Mariupol, Ukraine] party boss after... Both parents turned activists against the state by the 1980s, and died young and harried, under less than healthy circumstances.... Alice took the family money and some diplomatic connections, and shipped herself off to a fancy US private prep school for high school in the northeast [mid-1990s], then did undergrad college in the wild west... before returning to Leningrad. I have lived all over the world, and she is the most 'Soviet'-Russian person of her generation [of the highest human mental and physical capabilities] whom I have ever met... whilst also knowing and being able to 'be' all that is American better than we know, ourselves...

That same unicorn we all seek and will never feel we truly deserve, in this. Our storied and turbulent AK world... She is still out there... Kicking ass and taking names, drinking grown men under the table, and handily dropping them with one punch if they get out of line [which I have personally witnessed more than once]... and still finding time to be a professor of linguistics at the University of Berlin... like a goddamned super hero.
 
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And what makes it make even more sense, is it's (she's?) a Romanian SAR-1, with a Polish grip and Russian furniture...
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There was an equivocally magnificent Rumanian woman as well... Her name is Juila [pronounced 'Will-lee-ah' in classic Imperial Latin form]... She was essentially Penelope Cruze's much hotter sister... And is a VERY, very nice lady... 'too nice' to the extent of being an angel walking among humans. A passionate lover behind the scenes, nonetheless... Sporting a Masters in engineering to make all the boys feel jealous and dumb when relevant... But relegated to working in a call centre in Bucharest's demi-colonial economy.
 
Got this a couple days ago, was filthy and disassembly/reassembly fought me a good bit. I also removed and lightened the handguards...I'd like to stain them but they're still too dark I think, even after stripping/sanding.

I removed the rear picatinny rail and put a plastic plug there, I have an adapter/triangle stock/barrel extension coming for a P/W. Then later on I may do the UF Conversion.

Oh and I want a set of peep sights when they come back in stock

This thing is kinda chonky lol
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